Reapers Journal - We shall laugh
So let me talk you through it. It started with a clear of my hundreds of screenshots and found this...
Do you remember this? I do this was yet another Dolmen event while we desperately waited for the Ogrim Brothers to appear and lived in the constant frustration of random players not listening or rather not reading when we helpfully told then to NOT CLOSE THE PINIONS!
The Reapers did what we do best though we create silver linings, we find the fun and the joy in every event. In the case of this event our fun and joy was Drepperman! Who? you might ask. He was a random player that came across us at the dolmen. We swiftly noticed he was joining in with emotes wheter we were /hammer fixing the dolmen, it is in a bad state of disrepair, or a /bucketsplash water fight he was there joining in.
So we did the next best thing we do we ribbed him. We ignited a witty banter in hid honor that drifted as always into the bizarre.
It started with offering him up to Molag Bal as a sacrifice in exchange for the Ogrim Brothers (It didn't work despite trying with several members of our party) It was a grand affair using /torch and /ritual to seal the deal. Then the wait became too much for our... More
by Morrigan Duskhunter on 2015-05-02 05:11:14
I would like to guide you through my feroucious battles, dramatic storylines and enchanting treasues of Root Sunder, Grahtwood. My gallant squire (Musty :P) fighting at my side it was a tale of legend or at least I believe it was as these are my ONLY recollections of the entire dungeon.
Peace and Love in the Reapers, we make hugs not War.
...We are going to ignore the "Ass Bumbs" suggestion and pretend it never happened.
This was a moment for me so spiritually and emotionally fulfilling. Trying get him to let go of things that are holding him back and embrace his guild members.
*Official News Bulletin Voice" Its Reapers share time adnaxela has a fluffy pillow sources say she calls it Tim (disclaimer the pillow may not be called Tim) and Azartani cuddles his Beer we think he may be a Nord but wee will no more on the evening news now back to the main story...
Here the Reapers Collective Mind dives into the gutter and wallows in the double entendres...Join us won't you
Ah! One of us if fighting the dive he is struggling to save the guilds morality ...although I must say he is the one who said the dubious phrase :/
*Innocent Face I have no idea what Musty is talking about... More
by Morrigan Duskhunter on 2015-05-02 04:21:18
by Morrigan Duskhunter on 2014-11-04 08:40:02
Today we had the race through the group dungeons waiting for the boss to respawn was a little frustrating but it was a good laugh. Today we grouped with a new member Visi and met Pi's new templar character. We had a false start when Morgana had to leave suddenly and my inept sense of direction led to a group reshuffle. When Stephanus left S'Abor and Visi chose to rise to the challenge and in a the nature of sportsmanship we waited so that both teams began the final dungeon together.
It seemed we would triumph despite the even beginning until the lightning man came and took out two of our bosses we raced ahead hoping to beat him to the next boss he eventually arrived behind us where he was met by Pi "begone Lightning Man" he being unaware of this title or his preventing our victory responded with a blessing from his beard his wit shall be missed in our future endeavours.
A new member also joined our ranks today his bizarre humour and his Izzard like quality to pick out the strangest aspects of ESO such as the imps inexplicable dislike of water. I believe he shall do well with the Reapers and enjoy our cheddar like madness for if he must be an acolyte of the mad god himself, Uncle Sheo would be proud that he has found good company with us.
by Morrigan Duskhunter on 2014-10-19 03:21:03